So You Wanna Write A Novel?: 10 To-Do’s From A Sociopath

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Eye of the Writer

Dear World

Please Kill Me,

Salutations, my loyal patri/matri[archs] (or however you self-identity #Unicorns), and welcome to the long awaited (or likely feared) threequel. That’s right my lowly scribbler’s of the night – it’s time again for another hefty dose of things you should do, (from someone that you probably shouldn’t listen to).

For you newbies, (#MostofYou) -every once in a while, I get a particular gnaw in my nether regions to up and dump some useful wads of info all over your favorite keyboard – so sit back, relax, (continue doing your substance of choice), and enjoy – So You Wanna Write A Novel: 10 To-Do’s From a Sociopath. (Seriously though, the drugs may help).

*sips elixer*

*coughs fire*

“WOOOO!!!!”

Let’s Begin-

1.) Plant – Like anything worth growing, every story’s inception begins with the idea. Not just any idea – but…

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